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Today, my fiance decided it would be a good idea to wear a black veil around all the time... he won't even take it off for me. FML

Today, I stole a man's wife then killed him when he attacked me. Now there is a mysterious black bobcat that is stalking me... FML

Today, my husband killed my canary... the only thing that made me happy in this world. FML... no, on second thought.. F HIS L